polar-solstice:

I was at a museum on Friday and there was an herb drying room and two of my coworkers (it was a post-work trip) looked at it and turned to me independently of each other and went “hey! I bet this is what your kitchen looks like” with no malice and no joking. They just. Fucking read me.

koryos:

Let’s take a moment to think about flexibility, love, and Rhinopoma spp.

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Consider:

  • six species of flying cave goblins
  • they are bat beanpoles. arms fo days. legs fo mins. please nourish yourselves
  • echolocate through their noses but subtly
  • genus name means “nose fruit” (???? they’re not even fruit bats)
  • they actually kind of suck at flying but have been known to chase beetles on foot
  • that tail though
  • roost in the goddamn pyramids, that’s right, these are actual tomb bats
  • here’s a picture of two having an argument:
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  • that looks fake but okay
  • also they are small
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In conclusion, if you didn’t know that these bats existed, you do now and your life is improved.

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Photo sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

the-darkest-of-lights:

The lemon curse

What you need:
Lemon (to bring problems to their lives)
Nails (to bring pain)
Twine black ( for banishing)
Dragons blood ink ( for magical potency) {or regular ink if you don’t have any }
Knife
Scissors

Step one : write the name / names of the people you want to curse. As you write the names concentrate on how they will no longer hurt you.

Step two: cut the names into pieces so that they will fit into the lemon.

Step three: cut the lemon into slices that correspond with the number of people getting cursed.

Step four: place the names between the slices, then hold them closed together with the nails and twine, focusing on how they will have pain and sorrow. Now they are bound to the curse and can no longer hurt you.

Step five: you can dispose of the cursed lemon any way you see fit so that they are out of your life.

~by Samantha Piña from my book of shadows