thecarvingwitch:

You, an intellectual: William Shakespeare
Me, a dumbass: Bobert Tremblestick

fullhalalalchemist:

hijabby:

Shout out to my uncle Anisé (Palestinian) for being an illegal immigrant for 35 years then after a supreme Court case in 2009 to become legal and his lawyers were famous Mexican immigration lawyers that took his court case for free, and like after everything was over one of the lawyer’s just asked him “what kind of man stays in America for 35 years and learns Spanish fluently, with a no Trace of it being a 2nd language, but not know how to say a full sentence in English” and he was like “Mexicans are nicer. white people are mean, I like talking to nice people”. That hoe still in America in 2017 and he Still barely knows English, lmfao

legend

howprolifeofyou:

things that actually help lower abortion rates:

• comprehensive sex education
• free/easily accessible birth control [x] [x] [x]
• better healthcare to make it more affordable to be pregnant [x]
• paid maternity leave to make it more affordable to raise a child

things that don’t help lower abortion rates:

• harassing people outside of clinics [x]
• spreading lies and misinformation about abortion
• murdering doctors [x]
• making abortion illegal or hard to access [x] [x] [x]

fullhalalalchemist:

fullhalalalchemist:

fullhalalalchemist:

fullhalalalchemist:

-senate republicans are becoming desperate to pass this bill. no one knows what bill they will vote on (first theyre saying the cruz amendment bill, now they are saying full repeal, then they say repeal and delay. who freaking knows). the vote is in 4 days, so next tuesday on the 25th. they are voting on a MTP (motion to proceed. proceed to which bill? that is the golden question)

-don’t be fooled, confusion is the goal. they are doing this on purpose. trumpcare is well and alive and can and will pass if they get to 50 MTP votes. because no one knows what the bill is, every senator is going to vote for their own fantasy bill for MTP.
see this thread for more. here’s another thread.

basically:
The Trumpcare plan is to ask Senators to vote on something without
knowing what it is, not scored, dropped in at the last minute.

They are willing 2 make deals, promises & payoffs plus political
threats but no matter what are cutting $1 trillion from low income care.

-McConnell, Pence, and Trump are working overtime to convince ‘moderate’ and ‘undecided’ GOP senators to vote yes to MTP. if MTP is accepted and gets to 50 votes, that’s it. Trumpcare essentially passes in one form or another. the media keeps saying this bill is dead. IT IS NOT. remember when they kept saying that it was dead in the House, and then it went and freaking passed?

-what you can do:

read this article to understand exactly how close they are to passing this bill

call senators. call governors. ESSENTIAL!!

***submit amendments***

fax and email senators

show up to local offices.

only call *your* senators. do not call others. instead, what you can do is email, fax other senators. go to facebook, type in ‘friends in ___ state’, and tell them to call their senators. this is absolutely crucial.

Senator Bob Corker 202-224-3344
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Rob Portman 202-224-3353
Senator Susan Collins 202-224-2523
Senator Bill Cassidy 202-224-5824
Senator Dean Heller 202 224-6244
Senator Shelly Moore Capito 202 224-6472

NEXT 4 DAYS ARE EVERYTHING.

you guys don’t understand how close they are to passing trumpcare. they are extremely close. we need *overwhelming* resistance on monday and this weekened.

again, they are extremely close. if the MTP goes through, they can basically pass any form of trumpcare. medicaid will end as we know it. thousands will die and millions will be thrown into financial stress. let’s not talk about the fact that it will throw the economy for a loop

here’s what you can do on monday after you call your senator and email them:

phonebank to people in
Ohio, West Virginia, Nevada, and Arizona

evilsupplyco:

This evening, we held a raven beauty pageant. Being unable to determine even a single raven as less glorious than the others, we humbly announced they all won.

We awarded each participant (including the stray owl in a hastily crafted raven costume) a crown made of tiny bones and several bags of seed and berries.

wenamedthedogkylo:

thealpacalypse:

do you know what I really hate? early morning culture. the misconception that getting up early is inherently better than sleeping in. that people who stay in bed longer than 8 am are lazy and have an unhealthy life rhythm and that apparently they “miss the best part of the day”. that causes so much unnecessary shame and guilt, especially in young people whose inner clock doesn’t work that way – scientifically proven, teenagers can’t reach their mind’s full potential before 10 am. And more generally speaking: why should we care if someone gets up at 10 or 11 am and goes to bed far after midnight? I would get so much more shit done if I wouldn’t feel so guilty for staying up late and sleeping in. 

100000% this. Also Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder is a thing. But mostly just yes.