I’m done with “all natural”

polar-solstice:

beewitch:

spoonie-isms:

People say all natural like it makes things automatically safe and good for you. You know what is all natural?

Lava.
Sulfuric acid
A bear.

Nightshade is also all natural. Don’t fuck with Natural stuff…. it’s gonna get ya.

Also? The dose makes the poison. Plenty of things are natural and safe, but you may not need that much, or YOU may not need that much because you’re sensitive or allergic to it. Don’t just assume “natural” is the same as safe

Just a little bit of bear is ok