Parents: damn weeds are choking our lawn again stupid dandili-
Me screaming out our sunroof: DANDILIONS 👏 ARE 👏 PURE 👏 AND 👏 SCIENTIFICALLY 👏 USEFUL 👏 LAWNS 👏 ARE 👏 STUPID 👏 OUTDATED 👏 REMNANTS 👏 OF 👏 CLASSISM 👏 AND 👏 COLONIALISM 👏 AND 👏 ARE 👏 ENVIRONMENTALLY 👏 HARMFUL 👏