polar-solstice:

Real talk though, in a college history course the professor was covering the Celts and he asked the class why the Romans were so terrified of the Celts and the class was like “uhhhhh” and he asked me to stand up and come to the front of the class and said “because class, they were all like this, but bigger. Do you want to fight her one on one? Two on one? Do you think, if you all jumped her, that it would end well for any of you? no? well how about a goddamn army of her and her brothers” and that might have been one of the most flattering things anyone has ever said to me