aturinfortheworse:

who knows a blessing for a new computer bc so far all i’ve got is 

• don’t give it a portentous name. honestly. what a fucking pattern of behaviour. no famously misbehaved, very dead horses. no misbehaved horned martens. no garden of eden analogies. name it after something that just always unconditionally good. 
• point at it and sternly say “Be good”