modern witch problems

witchfarmer:

• your phone rings when you’re grounding
• “is this Jade or Aventurine?”
• your dog licks up your salt circle
• finding crystals in your pockets three weeks after putting them there
• forgetting a spell you just memorized
• “so… you’re a satanist?”
• where are your herbs? kitchen? by your altar? you’ll never know
• using your tincture too early and it just tastes like vinegar
• SMOKE DETECTORS