can you talk about hermes like you did that aphrodite post?? i love you so muc h oh my gdo

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i love you too

yfip: hermes, god of thieves

– apollon’s best bro we all know what that means (as in, they probably stole poseidon’s horses and parked them on top of a temple once)

– literally the worst puns

– calves of steel one time some mortal kicked him and guess who’s leg broke? not hermes’. (for context, the mortal kicked him for making the worst pun. it somehow escalated into a bar fight)

– loves dead people

– probably besties with persephone

– is secretly the creator of all skittles commercials

– is the personification of

– everyone credits apollon for this, but he is actually the one who saves high schoolers from writing terrible poetry

– a birb

– no rlly. he is a birb. a swoopy, punny birb.

i love him too