Aries: Ran across the quad with my six foot something friend clinging to my back like a giant leggy spider

Taurus: Gotten out of an oral exam and yelled “IT’S NOT THAT BAD“ to the waiting crowd of students before the door had gotten a chance to shut.

Gemini: Brought cocktails into exams

Cancer: Gotten stranded at the airport in San Francisco with my cell battery at 2am and cried

Leo: Gotten naked in the art building

Virgo: Accidentally dropped my laptop from the top of a bunk bed onto the floor and had it survive

Libra: Attempted to form a coven of witches at a Catholic university

Scorpio: Brought home a hubcap in my luggage from orientation

Sagittarius: Brought friends alcohol while they were studying in the library

Capricorn: Discovered that I can speak Italian when drunk, but not sober

Aquarius: Broke a five pound chocolate bar with my head, karate style

Pisces: Taken a massive dive into the cafeteria fountain in the beginning of winter