Roommate: Hi!
Me: *shoves everything behind a cheese grater and tries to act natural* HI.
Roommate: Are you…*sees odd ingredients on counter* what are you up to?
Me: *moves so I’m blocking her view of it* Cooking. Stuff. *opens and closes freezer* I’m gonna cook something. From the fridge. Or the freezer. Who knows. Gonna cook something.
Roommate: …okay