Okay so I just heard a very faint but really fucking horrifying noise and I’m torn among three things:
A. Motherfucker, come at me, this is my fucking house and I’ll teach you a lesson (my standard, that works)
B. Holy mother of god that sounded like nothing that I’ve ever sensed in the house before
C. This is a symptom, you are experiencing paranoia and stress related fear.
So its 1am and I have to turn off the lights soon and it’s super nice to not be able to tell if it’s mental illness or if there’s really actually something creeping in my house so haha. *Pours salt everywhere*