mousenibbles:

My friend came over to help us finish some alcohol before the end of the quarter, but she’s a lightweight

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So I end up taking care of her, which I do not mind at all 

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I
make us some mac and cheese and she gets emotional over her bowl which
was honestly kind of cute until The Boy walked in and she decided to be
satan

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she points to me and yells “SHE’S SO SWEET, PUT A RING ON IT”, at which point I had to tackle her

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And that’s the story of how I almost killed my best female friend.

@late-nite-milkncookies OH MY GOD YOU NEVER SAW THIS