*lifts trashcan over head*

I THINK ADAM DRIVER IS GOOFY LOOKING AND SO I CAN’T BE SCARED OF KYLO REN

*dumps trash all over self*

KYLO REN IS A GIANT EMO BABY AND I HATE HIM

*drops trash can so it envelops me*

I AM COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH KYLO REN

*falls to the side and rolls away in my trashcan*