Me: *does touch up research*
*double checks maps and polishes up on
language*
*downloads new software*
*finds the perfect working background
for said software*

Also me: *doesn’t write anything*

Me: Man, I’m super dehydrated lately, better drink lots of water to hydrate my tissues and keep me healthy.
Body: *dislikes water and makes me drink gatorade*
Body: *makes me pee every five seconds instead of actually absorbing any fluids*
Me: YOU ARE NOT ALLOCATING YOUR RESOURCES WELL