The Boy asked me to watch grandma while we’re in Walmart for a little while he went to go see if they had a particular sweatshirt she wanted, and I swear to god I look up and she’s GONE. I thought she was super fucking fast because I did a run around of the whole health/beauty/home/toys/electronics area and she was nowhere to be seen. Turns out that she’s just turtle slow and really clever. She was like literally almost where I left her.
Tag: the boy
I JUST CALLED MY BOYFRIEND MY BROTHER’S NAME
SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME
We took pictures outside of Poseidon’s Fury and we look like I’m part of the attraction and he’s holding on to a just slightly larger than life size statue of a woman.
Pygmypuffs
We were in Weasley’s Wizard’s Wheezes and I found the pygmy puffs- I was enchanted with the fact that they had teeny ears and feet, but the best part was when you squeeze them. The Boy has a progression of pictures of me cuddling one and then my face changing from delight into pure unadulterated joy when I squeeze one and find out that it makes ME NOISES
On the E.T. ride in Universal they ask you for a name for some sort of galaxy card and I was going to say Bear, but The Boy said Rick and I was nervous so my reflex was to say UM MORTY
So now we’re Rick and Morty, and which one we are respectively is pretty accurate
DIDNEYWORL
IM IN DIDNEYWORL WITH THE BOY. ALL CAPS SNAPCHATS TO COME
Promise I still love you more, babe
Digging through my books just now I found my Twin Towers official soundtrack CD that I know for a fact I bought as soon as it came out after the movie came out in theaters (that I saw twice with my dad) and I was joking with The Boy that I was a nerd.
And then our couple application started acting up and I had to reload it, but when I typed in the first two letters, CO, instead of the app popping up, Councilofelrond.com came up as the first result.
Well. Oop.
true love is when something egregious and without comment happens and you look at your s/o like they’re the office camera and they’re already looking at you like you’re the office camera
The carving witch is not allowed to carve
All parties are protesting, from parents to boyfriend to boyfriend’s parents. My own parents complaint about the mess aside, ever since my thumb injury (which didnt prevent me from working and healed quickly without medical intervention), The Boy hasn’t wanted me working with knives. Like, even my little tiny craft knives. Less than half an inch.
Gods I wish I had access to power tools- that’d solve this problem- but probably raise a whole host of others…..I just…
充電中
The Carving Witch 