The pendant that The Boy gave me four years ago and that I wear 24/7, 365 days a year except on job interviews, even while sleeping and showering- broke. It gives me anxiety to take it off and now it’s broken beyond repair- like, the metal of the chain wore against the loop on the pendant itself for so long, it acted like a little saw and now there’s no way to hang it anymore.
It literally happened while I was facetiming him and he was super sweet and sent me a new one that very minute, even adjusting according to my updated interests, but I’m just very high strung and anxious about this right now and I know it’ll even take me time to get used to the new one.
You want to hear some YA novel protagonist romance level shit? My long term boyfriend and I have matching facial scars, right on our cheekbones with perfect action movie hero placement- both given to us when we were very little, years before we even met, by our siblings. Straight up ridiculous “Destiny subplot” level shit.
My boyfriend was telling me how gorgeously beautiful I am and I was like “:D”, but a couple of minutes later he was like “you’re really good with a knife” and my heart went
Guys I’m fucking dying
My boyfriend really likes movies. And whiskey. So me being the little shit that I am, made this to put in his Christmas package.
Adventures in Dangerous Co-Dependency: The Story of All of My Relationships
You, an intellectual: William Shakespeare
Me, a dumbass: Bobert Tremblestick
Mom: Tess what do you see?
Me: [reading the menu] Well, the uruks turn northeast. They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them.
Mom: ?????
Me: (boyfriend) gave me the extended edition link for all three LOTR films
Mom: I dont like him, I want you to date the tall one instead
The Carving Witch 