thecarvingwitch:

Be making sugar scrub

Forget that the container you’re using is currently filled with the warm water you used to melt the coconut oil

Dump half a cup of sugar into the container

Realize what you’ve done

Stare in defeat at the sugar water you’ve just created

PART TWO:

Stir sugar scrub with wooden spoon

Reflexively lick spoon when you’re done because you’ve been baking so much lately

Realize that there was (a very small amount of) pennyroyal oil in it

Blanch

Call poison control