Reasons I love hermes 387 – The Carving Witch

pomegranateandivy:

lunaazuree:

thewhisperingmountain:

wingedferretlady:

phoebusapollon:

winebrightruby:

soloontherocks:

eupheme-butterfly:

sobermaenad:

So apparently none of you guys were joking when you talked about how unsubtle Hermes was

He literally showed me His name in a neon sign once. He is a subtle as a freight-train.

I’ve had pennies lead me to lost treasure after praying to him

Pennies appeared on the floor of an empty room that I had just finished sweeping.

I stepped on a pin of a winged sandal that I have no idea where it ever came from.

everything goes catastrophically wrong in retail stores when he wants attention. Or bizarrely. Like, things that shouldn’t possibly go wrong do, and normally they take forever to sort out.

Walked into a store once and the first thing I saw were literally shelves upon shelves of rooster, turtle, and rabbit statues and decor.

Yup there it is

I work retail, and when I set up his shrine for the first time, I did not have a single angry customer for the following week, if that isn’t divine influence right there, IDK what is