That eevee that I was literally running full speed across the yard trying to find yesterday? Caught one while parked in the Walmart parking lot lol. I panicked because all the sudden I was out of balls, but I did have Google play money, and somehow that eevee waited patiently through the whole process. I’ve had pidgeys who have resisted capture. This eevee was just like “cool take me home and live out your childhood dreams of owning a fantasized version of a fox”

I wanna be the very best

Silence at the living room window. And then.

A flash of me running at full speed across the yard screaming

Silence again

Another flash, this time in the opposite direction, still screaming, phone held high

The life of a Pokemon trainer

Me: *uses incense to flush out elusive eevee*
Pokemon: NAH

Mom, don’t move, there’s a pidgey in your lap.

Me, playing Pokemon go

So…who has figured out how to witchcraft with pokemon go?

stormbornwitch:

trixieone:

Cause. Like. I need it in mah life.

Charging / battery sigils on your phone are life

Carry quartz to increase the chance of finding Pokemon in the area.

Lucky powder sprinkled in your shoes before you go out hunting ~

Carry scrabble tiles (n,s,e,w) for some quick on the spot divination on which way to go to catch that Pokemon you’re tracking!

Carry a water bottle and wear a hat.

I have spent the past two days hunting Pokemon in my local area and dis is the shit my Pokemon trainer witchy friends!

Genius

I need the eevee

There’s an eevee that hangs out around my house and I’ve seen it on and off for the last two days but I can’t seem to find it and I WANT it because it was one of my favorites as a kid. I will find you, little buddy. He seems to be a morning and early evening kind of little dude…..I suspect though that he might be the one that hangs out at the square junction of all the fences, right on the other side of the neighbor’s. Which….I’m not saying I’ll climb to get an eevee….but….

In other news I evolved my Pidgey this morning. A list of the ones I’ve named so far:

Pteri the Pidgey
Fluff Nugget the Venonat
Charlie the Goldeen
Diet Mt. Mew the Meowth
CB the Rattata

The rest are waiting on names. Oh, and hey, If you guys are not pokemon fans or eventually get sick of me talking about it, I’m going to start tagging with pokemon go so you can blacklist it. Also, it was like 4 in the morning and three pokemon showed up in my bedroom in quick succession and it was like cool I need sleep but I need pokemon more

I was trying to find some music and a little birdie told me to go to YouTube