zeldadad:

Quit throwing a fucking hissy fit at Niantic. 

Destroying the app’s rating is not going to get your tracking system back. 

Flooding them with erroneous refund requests is not going to get your tracking system back. 

Flooding them with complaints is not going to get your tracking system back. 

You know what’s going to get your tracking system back? Letting this vastly understaffed and overwhelmed team of people who brought you the literal most popular mobile game of all time, fulfilling childhood dreams in the process, get to fucking work fixing the tracking system but instead they’re fucking around with all of your immature bullshit responses that they now have to address because you can’t sit your ass down and be patient like a big kid.

Seriously guys, they have about a dozen employees and masses of people all over the world playing 24/7. They probably haven’t slept since before the app came out

You know who I bet just fucking loves Pokemon Go?

ofmoonlightandthesun:

phoebusapollon:

Hermes.

Just think about it. Seriously. 

First of all millions of people walking around all over their towns, plenty others going between cities, dedicated to truly catching them all. 

Strangers meeting, becoming friends, bonding over this video game that’s returned with a vengeance. 

Not to mention the money they’re bringing in for these companies.

I think this has Hermes alllll over it

You have no idea how tempted I was to make a epithet for him based on this; “The Ultimate Pokémon Champion”