This happened over the radio at work today

Natalie: You guys are being so salty today!
Marie: Because you are a pretzel
Me: You are a snail.
Dylan: We pick on you because we love you.
Sarah: Yeah, I just ignore people I don’t like.
Me: Same, they’re not worth the time.
Sarah: You don’t talk to me a lot…
Me: That’s because I try to prove that I’m an independent worker and can do what you need me to without needing too much instruction. I’m a good girl….
Marie: I can confirm that because I just watched her body language go from confident to “I’m going to curl up in a ball”