Petition for more thick goddesses

thecarvingwitch:

I wanna see Aphrodite with rosy pink hair and cheeks to match stepping out of the sea and the water flowing down thunderous thighs.

I want to see Demeter with ample hips and a tummy, carrying in the harvest that she’s damn well going to eat.

I want to see Hera as a short, stocky hispanic woman who has six kids under her feet and rules her household with a fair but cast iron skillet.

I want to see Artemis with an athlete’s body; sprinting swift through the mountains with runners calves and biceps/triceps that can punch you through drywall.

I want more thick goddesses.

I saw my red sweater on the floor out of the corner of my eye and thought it was my dog

My dog has been dead for at least four years

The pillar candle for my money spell has been apparently on its last leg for about three days now- STILL trucking. I’m impressed.

99% of the time, my skin is so thick that anything bounces off of me.

But that other 1%, it takes so little. So little.

In the bead section at walmart

Hermes: THEY’RE PERFECT. You want them. Get them now instead of later.
Me: But money
Hermes: *shakes beads*
Me: But saving moneeeeeeey
Hermes:
Me:
Hermes: *pulls out a chain full of coin charms*
Me:
Hermes: *SHAKES COINS AGGRESSIVELY*
Me: >_>…..fine

I thought the candle from my money spell would be out hours ago, but it’s chug chug chugging along like a little soldier

Embroidery today. That whole geometric mess on the bear so far is at least five sigils. It’ll shape up though!

Has anyone else noticed that the 17hex sigil maker is down?

So I finished hand embroidering the pillow I made for my brother’s Christmas present, and it looks pretty good, but now I have an embroidery hoop and some colored thread in my witch boxes, so that begs the question: What to do with it. And of course a tiny brain voice whispers: “Make a protection piece for the boyyyyy“

Looks like he’ll be getting another outwardly functionally useless gift.

Question now is, what to embroider? My first thought was a geometric design like a mandala, then I moved to Hex signs, and now I’m thinking a bear….Thoughts?

My professor is driving me to drink at 11 in the morning and I’m running out of gin. Rude