Are you ever going to do a thing and someone tells you you’re wrong, but that makes you want to do the thing even more

I’m not crying you’re crying

We’ve been together a year today… He brought me roses. nobody’s ever brought me roses. He brings me so much happiness, I can’t comprehend how lucky I am

I’ve just decided that I’m going to practice harder on my energy working just so I can go monster hunting

Has anyone seen my pretty sheildmaiden dress yet

It has 21 buttons and is the most glorious, pure piece of clothing I’ve possibly ever owned

Dear Gods

Send salad

Through a fortuitous series of events, I got 8 limes for 88 cents and now I don’t know what to do with them

I was waiting for an uber with my friends

D: Its colder than witch’s tits out here!
Me: I dunno, I’m wearing a sweater.

Repeat after me

It is good to let old material posessions go. You will not be punished for getting rid of things that are no longer useful

Finn be like

*The distant sound of me, throwing trash cans across the galaxy and
screaming incoherently while the Star Wars theme plays in the
background*