I am definitely a small, yappy dog who tries to start fights with rottweilers, and my boyfriend is the person on the other end of the leash like “No. SWEETIE PLEASE”
Tag: oc
I’m a cashier and…
My coworker: It kills me that we just have to throw these away- like how much money do you think we could save?
Me: *at full volume* I DUNNO BUT I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR COUPONS
I opened a bag of cheddar sour cream chips
BIG MISTAKE SOMEONE TAKE THESE FROM ME
Fresh flowers are to die for
Daily reminder that I’m cute
I’m super exhausted but The Boy is gone for the weekend and my brain thinks it has to wait for him to come to bed before I can sleep so I have to manually fight it for like two nights until he gets back
Language classes be like
To the anon worrying about me: You are very kind and you warm my heart. Thank you (also, me too)
Brb crying into my Italian homework
I’m not going back you can’t make me
For some reason a conversation about Mojitos turned into
“SASuKEEEEE”
“NaRUToooooOO”
The Carving Witch 