Tag: oc

Another piece broken right out of the kiln

I swear to God it’s like the moment I have to hand my sculptures over to another person, some fuckery happens every single time. Some of the breaks don’t even make SENSE. There goes the possibility of getting into grad school, in a big shattered mess

Concept: a pop/punk band called Post Colonial Apology. When their first, self titled record drops, the album tracks are named as such:

1. Humans Deserve Clean Drinking Water
2. Fuck Republicans
3. My Bodily Autonomy or Your Beheading
4. The pansexuals will turn your golf course into a farm
5. Good PR can’t make people forget genocide
6. Basic human needs are not a radical concept
7. My dog knows the meaning of the word no, better than you

So it’s 4am and i just need to get some groceries before I can go home from my 12 hr shift and I smashed my thumb in the door of my Lyft as it pulls away and as I double over in agony this GUY runs up to me and starts trying to get me to give him money for gas and I’m fucking beginning to CRY and shake from pain and I’m like “dude I understand but GIVE me a second” and I get no fucking second so I give him my only cash (a dollar) so I can fucking go inside the store and get some ice and he FOLLOWS me in as I’m crying. Finally he goes away when I tell him I’ll be back out and to let me have a second. I do my shopping cradling my hand and I wait inside for my damn Lyft home and he FINDS ME INSIDE and I give him my goddamn grocery change to go away. please LEAVE ME ALONE WHEN I TELL YOU I AM IN PAIN

A conversation

At the airport bar where I’m supposed to be cheering myself up with Mac and cheese and a mai tai.

Bartender 2: Have you been helped?

Me: Yes, thank you.

Bartender 2: [To BT1] Did you ID her?

BT1: Yes.

BT2: Did she pass?

BT1: Barely.

Thanks guys. People haven’t been condescending enough to me today.