There’s this same pretty girl who smiles at me every day as im walking to italian class and I’m ????

Me: Hermes I’m so scared of my deadlines, I could really use some help
Hermes: *swinging by on a hoverboard* THAT’S ALL ON YOU, BABE
Me:….That’s fair

I finally joined Pottermore

I thought I was a slytherin ALL OF THESE YEARS.

OKAY I did the dishes

Making progress, making progress~

Dear Deadlines, consider this: A sudden surge of inspiration for every creative project BUT what I’m supposed to be doing

I have serious life deciding deadlines out the ass starting at midnight tonight, a field trip in a few hours, laundry to do, and a messy house to clean up

But instead I think I’ll put on blue eyeshadow and dance and daydream about drinking sour watermelon vodka straight out of the bottle

*sips lemonade while observing drama on the witchcraft tag yet again*

*sigh*

“I love you. You are my angle” he says.

He has not made a typo. He is an architect

Tbh if you don’t have my snapchat you’re missing out on mostly me making weird faces

Han: 😉 why yes, I am a suave motherfucker 😉
Leia: Listen here space nerd