I haven’t posted a selfie in a while….

I was testing my gin recipe but didn’t want to make myself a full glass

Her: Are you…are you drinking liquor from a yogurt cup?
Me: Yes I am.

I updated my theme; dunno yet if I like the background, but it’s better than my old one

My mother thinks Bernie is “an old fogey” and she is voting for Hillary even though she hates her because she would rather see a woman in office

#whitefeminismmom

The sour patch kids infused gin is GREAT. The starburst is okay- it’s hard to strain the creamy stuff left over, but I’m going to freeze it and see if I can spoon it off the top. An all around success though, I think

I made an instagram just for my ceramics

Come find my new Instagram at Littleclaycoffeepot

Gin infused with sour patch kids

That feel when a model follows you on instagram and you’re like cool but WHY ARE YOU HERE I DONT UNDERSTAND

I have had a lot of mountain dew

Snakes? Snakes? Orgiastic Dionysian cult of snakes?? WHAT.

*flurries through books* I’M FINDING THIS FUCKING PHRASE ONLINE BUT WHERE IS IT IN THE OFFICIAL HISTORIES. PLUTARCH WHERE ARE YOU? Tell me more about this snake cult please. I GET the Dionysian mysteries and frenzies, but this whole sleeping with snakes has me thrown

I’m a terrible Hellenic Polytheist aren’t I. Someone smack me with a bible, I’m so much more knowledgeable of that text. I”M A FRAUD

*cries*

I have had a lot of mountain dew

LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCK, CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT ONE BADASS LADY NAMED OLYMPIAS.

Me, attempting to write my Hellenistic History paper