Totally using an empty Limcello bottle as a water bottle because it’s tall frosted glass and it looks like I spent at least thirty dollars on an “artisan glass” water bottle
Tag: oc
I
was standing in line at Safeway today when the guy in front of me
helpfully leans over and goes “you might want to put those back” and
points out that there’s a little patch of fuzzy mold on one of the
berries. Keep in mind that this is two lbs of berries. I smile and say
that it’s one out of a hundred and buy them anyway.
No offense taken from berry guy, but if I had put them back, that’s
two whole pounds of perfectly good berries the store would have thrown
out. All I had to do when I got home was take that one berry out- I even
cut off the moldy part and the rest of it was fine. I just. Man. Two
whole pounds tho, dude

What do people think of Hermes as a god of dumpster diving? I mean…I connect him with commerce but also free stuff- and luck, which you need- and getting a little dirty…so to me, it fits, but he’s also my favorite go to guy so I might be biased
I’m a fucking princess
Wasnt having a milkshake so i got bored late night at My Milkshake downtown. We saw zootopia though, and it was amazing
So I learned today that the browser I’ve used for years will not allow me to install or force install x-kit again, and therefore I cannot blacklist certain images that have been incredibly triggering lately.
And I can’t remember who was even reblogging it, so I just have to wait for it to come to me. And I have to look at it. With my eyes. Fuck this so hard
Rejected for publication again yaaay
This happened to the tune of Part of Your World
Me: look at this pug-
The Boy: -isn’t it neat?
Chinese food by the sea and chirpy lovebirds. Great first day of spring break with @late-nite-milkncookies
The Boy’s little sister is staying over two nights and she’s in his room playing videogames and I walked in and the room was a bit cold so I tried to creep out into the living room, but he pleasantly insisted that I come back and I’m not only just like how do I person, but it feels like she’s this tiny spy for his parents because trust no one