I could clean my room, OR I could stretch my witchy muscles by using some flying ointment to go picture jumping, OR I could go spend some time being aimless over at The Boy’s OR I could bake something…

I can’t decide.

I should be getting some kitty whiskers from Late-nite-milkncookies, but while the instinct to hoard unusual materials for witchcraft is strong, I can’t think of what to do with them.

I was thinking off the top of my head perhaps a guidance spell, since kitty whiskers are cat sensors

Ideas?

Vodka is vegan, right?

Things I’m going to waste money on when I get money at the beginning of the month

Melons
So many melons
Mangos
so many mangos
More mangos
a few more melons

This tax return is taking so long. I just want my mangos, man

Me: I’m going to buck up and do my taxes!
Turbotax: You have fucked up
Me: I have fucked up

When I get my tax return I’M GOING TO GET MANGOS

ABORT ABORT

I’m in the middle of my taxes and I’m pretty happy because my refund is enormous compared to other years- and I put in how much of my scholarships went to room and board and all the sudden the whole thing explodes and now I owe the government almost a grand. I call my parents in a panic.

Apparently something went wrong and it thinks that I pocketed the rest of my scholarship money

I fucked up *presses the back button a million times*

The Boy commented last night as we were walking through downtown in the dark to a new bar, that I am the only girl he can go adventuring with and there was sort of short pause that implied “because you’re a fucking Amazon” and I was like awwww

Modern worship: waking up, making mini burritos for Hermes, hand sanitizing, and presenting said burrito with a blanket on my head