Finally!! I tried to go in for a blood draw yesterday, but apparently my meds make you super dehydrated and I didn’t know- so in addition to having notoriously hard veins to find, I had like, no fluids. They stuck me six times and couldn’t get anything. So I super hydrated and went in this morning- they stuck me a total of only TWO times. I’m bruised as fuck, and they didn’t get full vials, but THEY DID IT IM DONE. Yaaaaaaaaay

NIGHTMARE

I’m applying for so many jobs….including at zoos…as a keeper…and recently, as an apartment manager….Used my copypaste cover letter, but only changed half….told them how dedicated I was to responsibility and community…then told them that I

am
a firm believer in the conservation of the natural habitats of and best
possible care for all animals…..

WHY

No donations (Lets be real, it’s been two hours) but in that time, my Indigogo has gotten 73 views! I’m hopeful!

I have applied to 13 jobs today, and it’s just turned 2:30

BAM. Jesus I need to get breakfast

I’m homesick and I want to go back to Portland

I’ve applied to seven jobs in the last two days.

Not even kidding though, if I could do a minimum of seven hours a week, I could make enough for food and rent, even in the bay area

Seven hours a week. SEVEN. A WEEK. That’s one hour per day.

GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN BECOME A PROFESSIONAL CUDDLER

A TOTALLY PLATONIC, ABSOLUTELY NON-SEXUAL PROFESSIONAL CUDDLER

This is the best fucking thing since sliced bread, and I would like to fucking sign up

Realizing that this is the last month I’m probably buying things like vegetables and granola and I’m simultaneously feeling spoiled and devastated

The future of my existence feels like a waste of sentience.

Yep I’m definitely having a crisis