Saw a really cute picture of someone’s tea and weed stash with their adorable doggy in the background, so I innocently searched for related pictures (because cute dogs) and found mostly pictures of people blowing their smoke into their dog’s faces and pictures of their dogs who are stoned. Which leads me to this PSA:
DO NOT FUCKING GIVE YOUR PETS WEED. I DON’T CARE IF THEY SEEM LIKE THEY ‘LIKE’ IT, THEY CANNOT CONSENT TO GETTING INTOXICATED
I bought my airline ticket home.
The good thing is that it’s cheaper than any option I could come up with- because I would have been using all my money as seed money for a house and car, ect. This way I’ll likely be able to use the old car to get to and from work, and I’ll have a savings to build up off of.
Also, I just got an email that I might be able to get my cap and gown for free, so I might actually go to my own graduation
Ok I’m having way too much fin- this filter is just dazzling
QUICK GUYS HAS ANYONE SEEN THE NEW SNAPCHAT FILTER??
IT MAKES YOU LOOK KIND OF LIKE HERMES AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL I FEEL SO BEAUTIFUL
What’s up with the fucking new tag system? I try to tag it something but it autocorrects it automatically into something else. I can’t tag shit on mobile right now
My phone: *goes off for the trillionth time*
Me: *releases a drawn out, rattling groan from deep in my chest as the gasses of my soul escape out of my nose*
She is literally grating on my last nerve. My head is literally burning, and every time my cell phone goes off (which is once about every thirty seconds), it just makes me want to smash it
Me: Man, I’m super dehydrated lately, better drink lots of water to hydrate my tissues and keep me healthy.
Body: *dislikes water and makes me drink gatorade*
Body: *makes me pee every five seconds instead of actually absorbing any fluids*
Me: YOU ARE NOT ALLOCATING YOUR RESOURCES WELL
Me: WHAT UNHOLY HOUR IS THIS, THOU FOUL CREATURE
Phone: RING RING RING
Me: Hello?
Phone:
Me:…..Hi, Hello?
Phone:
Me:
Phone: BEEP
Me: ??
Phone: Thank you, you are now on our “do not call list”. We wish you the best of luck in your future academic endeavors.
Me:….WAIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Phone:
Me: COME BACK WHAT THE FUCK
Phone: *click*
The Carving Witch 