My medicine makes me so nauseated that I want to cry. And I even skipped the bad one. I just… Ugh fuck help T__T
EDIT:
Literally a minute after I typed that, I had to go running to the bathroom to toss my cookies. It’s two pm and literally all I’ve had all day is a small orange and some powerade. I guess it might have been too acidic for my stomach….
I don’t know why my mom insists on calling me at 7am. I can handle being woken up, but she also wakes up the boy and tall friend and that’s fucking annoying
I was looking into those dinopet things because bioluminescent things are cool- but they’re 60 fricking bucks, so I was trying to think of small, short lifespan, or nontraditional pets- except I’ve already experienced sea monkeys and I’ve heard that Triops eat each other (which I can handle, I used to come home to “missing” male sea monkeys when the females would eat them- I just feel that because they can get up to an inch long, and it might take a while to be entirely devoured…i just don’t want to come home from a long day at work and see a half eaten crustacean in my tank, you know?
I re-downloaded and signed in to my long forgotten vine account to find that all of my vines are about my landlords pug
How is Thomas Sanders 27
My roommate sells ballet shoes to my Italian professor’s daughter- and she mentioned the other day that I was her roommate and my Professoressa goes “OH, YES, I AM SO PROUD OF HER SHE’S COME SO FAR”
All I’m thinking is like a golden retriever, ”AAAAA NONNA IS PROUD OF ME AAAAAA“
You know you had a boss ass birthday when you wake up hungover at 1am and go home to have leftover champagne and chocolate pie
Last night The Boy gave me two very thoughtful, useful gifts- and this morning my best friend wakes me up to go shopping for breakfast food- and now we have a kitchen table full of fresh fruit and pancake stuff and sausages and mimosas- and my roommate gave me a bag of my favorite sour gummy bears and a heartfelt letter using some of the slang I’ve taught her
Guys it’s not even noon and this is an amazing birthday
I had the coolest dream last night- I wish it made more sense so I could write it out without having to translate so much
MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW WHOOOOP
I’m twenty three. Soon, I shall be able to rent a car without a huge premium….soooon…..
The Carving Witch 