Would it be weird to get another female faun colored hamster like CB was, or would that be like….getting six miniature poodles all the same color one after the other and naming them all Brandy like my mom’s aunt did cause that’s weird….

Reasons to date a witch

I offered to fix The Boy’s necklace so the knots slid and were adjustable, and he told me that one of the reasons he was attracted to me was because of my practical skills and general capability to fend for myself, but he hadn’t wanted to say it because it sounded too much like something an evolutionary biologist would say, but when he said it, I felt so valuable

Don’t ever let you tell you practical skills aren’t sexy.

Ok so when I fucking die, someone deliver my body to my Italian professor and make her eat my corpse as punishment.

No forks or knives. Whole corpse. Suffer.

I FOUND THEM I FOUND THE LETTERS

I’m actually legitimately upset right now. It’s not like I had a whole lot of them, but I used to keep letters in my jewelry box- cards my best friend and my boyfriend had written to me with really heartfelt letters in them, and I was packing today and found that they’re missing.

I literally have no idea where they could have gone, but I’m going through every bit of trash in this house and if I don’t find them I’m going honestly, completely, absolutely going to cry. Those letters made me feel so loved, and now they’re gone.

I’m taking this sick day opportunity to re-watch Dollhouse and all I can think about is HOW MUCH PAUL BALLARD AND MELLIE HURT

Isn’t there really a dat boi in us all

Oops

blacktailcat:

thecarvingwitch:

I’ve been feeling really unwell for the past couple of days- throwing up, fever, ect. I know for a fact that I don’t have a bug, so I looked some stuff up this morning and basically I’ve been poisoning myself. We’re experimenting with my meds dose to get it right, but it must be way too high because I’m experiencing levels of toxicity.

So. It’s either be crazy and die or just die. Weren’t those my original options?

Oh fuck! 😦 No wonder you’ve been feeling crappy.

Geez call your doctor right away! (I’m sure you have but if you haven’t, then do itttt D:)

I do think you will eventually be able to find the right dosage, though. Hang in there!

I did- we’re dropping back down two doses just in case. Thanks for being sweet and caring!

I can feel the change in the air…it is coming again

My fucking obsession with adorable rodents. I love them, I really do, but they’re trouble. Like come ON, can I have some peace without pining for some little of handful of obligation? I don’t foresee a stable job or house within the next five years, how am I supposed to move with a finicky furry baby with me?

I love love LOVE animals, but that means as much as I want them, they deserve the best of care and I don’t know if I’ll be stable enough to do that for a while T__T

I was talking to my best friend about her tinder match and

Her: I’D GO GAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK FOR HER
Me: You already are gay
Her: But I’d be MORE gay