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Nothing so innocuous makes me madder than when someone mentions the words ‘Hobby Lobby” in my store.

Like bitch, don’t even talk to me about them, get out of my sight. I don’t care if they have mason jars for five cents and are paying people to take yarn away by the cart load, I’d rather crawl over glass

I’m so glad that it’s monday (sorry Monday to friday, 9-5rs) because today is my friday. Finally, sleep cometh soon

Why do they send police in riot gear for protestors who aren’t even in knee pads

They are armed with neither guns nor even sticks or stones, just words that you don’t like

floatinginacheron:

I am taught, as a woman, that my fury is inappropriate; and that fury directed towards me is always justified. And therefore the only place to direct my fury is inwards and at myself.

@cephalopodvictorious is amazing and i need yall to know that

Nothing like dealing with a customer who makes you want to cry and throw up. A+ work day. I’m about to manually kill someone

Irony:

The fact that I am terrified by large fish, but my favorite fish of all time just happens to grow to an average length of two meters and weigh about 175lbs

So today I’m sorting through the damages bin, which no one likes to do except for me, because it’s in the secluded back room and is quiet and actually pretty calming. And I come across something, so I press the comm button and say into my headset:

“Hey guys, I’m doing damages and I just came across a decorative key that says “joy” and it’s broken in half. #relatable.”

From inside the office, I hear my boss crack a rib from laughing so hard

I left my store keys at home this morning. You know…the ones that give me access to every single lock in the place, including the front doors that I have to close tonight. Fuuuuuuck