Tonight, on the night of the super moon, I was gifted two boxes of candy bones from work because they were expired seasonal and unsellable.
The universe is telling me to curse some people. I gladly accept.
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TIL
That while not being a witch herself, my best friend is a magnet for magic practitioners
Just found out that a co-worker that I made the ever-so-dangerous leap to perhaps begin considering a friend, voted third party. I’m so tired.
Don’t tell anyone in my family that I put ketchup on my arroz con frijoles- my abuelo is already spinning in his grave and we don’t want him to rise
Zombie grandpa jokes at work
Mom asked me if I was on drugs last night because while I was making pasta I started doing bits from Two Towers and talking about how Aragorn and Legolas were going to lay down Middle Earth’s greatest rap album
rats on a sinking ship
The canadian immigration servers are literally crashing right now. Error messages everywhere
Why are passports so expensive? In other news, I’m going to need a buddy in case I need to immigrate to Canada. @late-nite-milkncookies
Thiiiiis bitch
I’m running on maybe 3 hrs of sleep and either still slightly drunk or hungover and I wake up at six thirty am to walk to the polls
Its fucking sunrise and I hate life and there is this woman behind me chewing gum SO loudly, grunting, and making general nonsense noises to the point that I literally want to punch her. Offense number one.
Offense number two. She just sort of waaaaanders out of line….and then back into line….in front of me. And it’s way too fucking early in the morning for this fucking nonsense so I let it go, just thankful that I can no longer hear her fucking chewing.
Aaaand now we got shuffled so she’s in my ear again. Life is real shiny right about now
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YALL SEEN THIS HORROR MOVIE SHIT YO, MAN
I just downed a shot of mango coconut rum through a perfectly aged red vines straw and chased it with sparkling lemonade. I’ve discovered heaven
The Carving Witch 