Mom: That can’t be true, they can’t do that! You can’t just walk onto someone else’s land and say “we’re digging here, please move”. The native Americans must be taking a sort of legal recourse!
Me:*looks at her over my glasses*
Mom:
Me:*pulls glasses further down, while staring* You realize what you just said about who, correct?
Unconditionally, he is always there for me. There has never been a time when he has left me stranded when we were together. And when he needs me, I’m just a useless asshole who doesn’t know what the fuck to do.
Im taller than the average woman in my country, so because I work with a majority of women, that means that I’m taller than almost all of them. I was laughing the other day because my co-manager was having a list for me, but she’s so little that all I could see over the grid was a hand and a piece of waving paper and she’s like “*pout* Well not all of us can be five seven!”
Which made me start laughing even more because I’m five nine. Lol, smol squishy.
I have NEVER heard a commercial for my store, ever, in my entire life. The first one I heard today announced to me that our black Friday sales were extended through today and then detailed several high priority products that were more than half off and said “SO COME IN TODAY FOR OUR BLACK FRIDAY/WEEKEND/”
I shrieked all the way across the bridge across state lines
I pet a puppy for the first time today?????
It was very soft????
The scene: my workplace break room
Characters: two full grown women who are no longer in college
There is pie on the table, an assortment of holiday foods, cookies, and side dishes
I am spraying whipped cream into my bosses mouth chanting “Chug chug chug chug!”
I feel like the Pacific Northwest…my oregons hurt….
I’m so homesick
I AM DRUNK AND FACINF A DILEMMA MY FRIENDS. IT IS ALMOST 11PM AND FOR THE SWOND NIFHT IN THE ROW THE POWER HAS GONE OFF. BUT ONLY IN MY BEDRPOM
SO I HAVE CANDLES AND MANY FLAMMABLES BUT I AM STILL ANNOYEDHOW I FIX???
I flipped the fuses twice during the night and once in the morning- my dad says I have too many things plugged in in my room, but all I have are my phone charger, my laptop, and my heated blanket plugged into the same surge protector. So drunk me does know the basics of house electrics, but it’s still a mystery.
Too chilly this time of year to be sleeping without that blanket turned on though, lemme tell you.
I AM DRUNK AND FACINF A DILEMMA MY FRIENDS. IT IS ALMOST 11PM AND FOR THE SWOND NIFHT IN THE ROW THE POWER HAS GONE OFF. BUT ONLY IN MY BEDRPOM
SO I HAVE CANDLES AND MANY FLAMMABLES BUT I AM STILL ANNOYED
HOW I FIX???
The Carving Witch 