My boyfriend was telling me how gorgeously beautiful I am and I was like “:D”, but a couple of minutes later he was like “you’re really good with a knife” and my heart went
And tonight’s “I should be sleeping because it’s 1am and I have to be up at 7 but I don’t fucking want to” conversation tidbit is “I’m a surreal hedonistic nihilist and nobody can stop me.”
So my brother’s new puppy, Finn, constantly looks worried
I’ve been watching the Hobbit movies nonstop lately, and my boyfriend got me a link to the extended editions, so today it’s been a marathon and the extra scenes are so golden I’m in love
So my new job is exhausting and I hate it 🙂
I’M MOVING TO TEXAS. I’M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. I’m literally going to be going to my first real non training day at my new job tomorrow so I’ll be at it for about two weeks before I move but fuck I’m so glad to be getting out of here and getting g a fresh slate
omg I forgot- some girl called the store today and I
couldn’t fucking hear what the hell she wanted because it sounded like
“turtle” so she finally gave the phone to her mom and it turns out they
were literally looking for a live turtle and I was like “well fuk dude I
dunno this is a craft store” and she swore at me and hung up
The Carving Witch 