So anyway I think Zeus called me a “pipsqueak” the other day
Tag: oc
I was hardcore heavy feeling masc the other day at the mall, like straight up vintage Americana trash boy. Blame it on the accidental Dean Winchester outfit
I woke up this morning to the impossibly loud ticking of a clock, despite the fact that we have no analog clocks in the house- three strikes and then silence. It hung, ominous, on the air as if held there by some cloaked and hooded metaphor. As if someone knew my time was running out.
Anyway it was the construction guys outside making noise
Ever hear a clap of thunder so loud and sudden that you invoke the name of several gods from different religions at once?
Found a teeny Diamond back water snake at the lake today, chilling in a drainage stream with a bunch of tadpoles waiting for one small enough to be dinner to come by
I applied to be an animal control officer this morning- specifically rabies control. It sounds weird, but I feel like I’d be content doing it.
I’m actually classified as a non-newtonian fluid because the more you touch me the more tense I get

a lizard at PetSmart who looked even better than me and even gave me angles to work with
High spoon makeup looks: green shadow with gold foil liner accent and black cat eye, gold shimmer high on cheekbones, just a touch of blush, a lipgloss just a bit rosier than the color of my lips, LBD, fake diamond earrings, heels
Lower but still high spoon makeup looks: Gold glitter spray all over hair and shoulders, dabbed gold foil shadow with green line accent on lower lash line fake labradorite earrings, Tolkien tee-shirt
Been serving #looks lately
I have been without internet for more than a week send help

