Through the natural course of conversation I sort of told one of my roommates about my love for vulture culture and she probably thinks I’m weird ahg god

Just found out that my roommate is taking the greek religion class that I wanted to take…

*throws books out the window*

I can’t do anything in the kitchen

Roommate: What are you doing?
Me: I’m making some oil blends rn
Roommate: Oh, what do you use those for?
Me:
Roommate:
Me: Run away!

I smell like an apothecary. He smells like church incense. We are a perfect pair of smelly people

Gods, he’s so cute in an alb.

Trade people

1. I’m trying my very best to screenshot and save all of our conversations, and to make notes of what we’re trading.

2. If you don’t respond within three days, I put the stuff you offered on back up for trade.

3. If I have your address as of the 2nd of november, I’ll be sending your stuff out this month.

4. Can the Safety First person please message me because I can’t find any record of our conversation, and I’m afraid of trading something you wanted away

5. Thanks so much, you guys are great

Me and The Boy are Indiana Jones and Short Round this halloween.

He’s Short Round.

Attempting some Kitchenwitching today

Me:(◡‿◡✿) I mix these cupcakes with the intention to inspire sweetness between us (◡‿◡✿)
Me…..(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿…..
Me: AND TO MAKE YOU FAT (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

I was actually having a nice time, but then people

Let’s suffice to say that I need a smoke