You want to hear some YA novel protagonist romance level shit? My long term boyfriend and I have matching facial scars, right on our cheekbones with perfect action movie hero placement- both given to us when we were very little, years before we even met, by our siblings. Straight up ridiculous “Destiny subplot” level shit.

Mood

Mood: eating carob brownies all day

Snap updates

Pros to worshipping Hermes: Hermes

Cons to worshipping Hermes: Pennies will cover every surface of everything you own and they will be impossible to collect in their entirety?

I was on Facebook for a rare jaunt today to see if anyone had wished me a happy birthday and noticed how many really fucking difficult people, including myself, were also Geminis.

Like, fuck Geminis. We suck

mousenibbles:

So I was typing without looking and

I feel like the problem is less technology based and more “fucking fairies are fucking with my fucking shit” or maybe its a tumor

discussing my recent missing file troubles

I am drunk but I am also a genius and we’ve gotta decide which one I am

mousenibbles:

Daytime look: Glam, untouchable goddess

Nighttime look: Raccoon that just crawled out of your insulation, probably has a disease

I’ve been waiting what feels like a week for a second interview that was supposed to be scheduled like the day after. I offer to Hermes today and literally like an hour later I get the call I’ve been waiting for

point taken