Halfway done to posting a new chapter of Of Legends and Fire on Ao3 and I’m quite excited

Find me at Spacewhalewriting

I thought I might escape the purge because either have like five followers, but Posts are starting to be flagged on my nsfw blog….looks like i’m going down with the ship.

This morning, my Korean roommate who is not perfectly fluent in English, asked me what my gender was that day.

I was taken aback, as she is very Christian and I had never told her I was non-binary. I considered for a second and told her I felt neither male nor female for the day. She looked at me very confused.

She wanted to know my plans for the day. Orz

K’, I’m gonna be real honest about what I’m looking for

Cause it’s real specific and hard to find. Does anyone know of any good Stoner!Reylo fics? Because if not, I’m going to have to write my own and I’m too tired

Catch me in my panties crouched in front of the open fridge at 3am eating cherry tomatoes wrapped in pieces of havarti like some nudeass cryptid

I might not seem intelligent to you, but sir I have my fucking moments

My alternate-ending-of-hobbit-fanfiction-turned-porn piece has more hits on AO3 than the actual piece with actual chapters and plot and stuff

Some bitchass vegan is trying to start a fight with me on reddit because I complained that one of my vegan classmates sent the group chat a picture of pigs being skinned.

I respect your desire to not eat meat, therefore I expect you to refrain from sending the group chat pictures of skinned pigs. I’ve seen plenty of dead animals in my time, but the group chat did not ask for that, nor is that an appropriate reaction to me literally saying that I DON’T judge your eating habits. I said DON’T. He sent this after I said I DON’T.

Fuck both of you.

So I was looking at those “vitamin” and “aromatherapy” vapes

And they say that they’re made of oils? Which leads me to believe they’re using aromatherapy essential oils, and that’s terrifying? Like how much damage could you be doing to your lungs inhaling that??

I figured it out, I don’t have any motivation because I’m not being dramatic enough. Like, yung southern slut I have explored- but what about Pacific Northwestern gothic plaid bitch? What about Catholic school thot? Where’s the drama? Where’s the sparkle? Where’s the Pussy??