ARE YOU GETTING KISSED UNDER THE MISTLETOE?

No: Cancer, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Taurus

Yes: Aries, Pisces, Capricorn, Virgo

You’re getting fucked under the mistletoe: Gemini, Scorpio, Leo, Libra

Gemini, can confirm

You know what would be nice

Finding a gig for the month long winter break that wasn’t “nude housekeeper wanted”

Wtf craigslist

I’ve been educating people in my life about sex lately and I feel like an old wise woman who holds a dildo as her wizardly staff

mercurieux:

detail of Starlight by Émile Vernon,

doe-eyed-harpy:

thehumon:

I’m sure I’m missing some awesome gods, so feel free to tell me about them, because this was a lot of fun to draw.

I’ve heard interpretations of the Ephesus Artemis as holding gourds or bull testicles, but I’m so here for multi breasted Artemis.

I love Humon’s work, honestly- once I spent a whole three days just going back to front over their DA and enjoying the hell out of myself.

johnnybravo20:

La Fontaine des Trois Graces (by Sebastien Mametz)

Okay just out of curiosity what are people’s general feelings towards sexual offerings for Zeus…. I’m asking for a friend

junestpaul:

Leila reaches

by @junestpaul