Welcome to the bay area, where you can get a bunk bed in a room with four other bunk beds for $1,200 a month in a hacker house

I’d be willing to put my whole paycheck towards housing since my parents are willing to send me food money, but like, fuck me, what’s a girl got to do to get decent housing here.

There’s this one though that’s a bit of a stretch and way too good to be true. Assuming I can get the job I have my eye on (Trader Joes pays shockingly well) and I can get 40 hours a week, it would take my entire paycheck after taxes, but it’s in a high rise with a private room, private bathroom, internet, a beautiful kitchen, a gym, and an outdoor fireplace. Fuck, I would work 40 hours a week just to sit in that kitchen and have gin in my lingerie while I watch the city lights.