I was totally in the Disney mood and trying to sing “You’ve got a friend in me” except I was distracted and started singing “I’ve got a friend in me” and realized that’s actually how I got here in the first place

Open Letter to Tumblr Staff

pinkbabyprincessblocklist:

chubby-baby:

femme-cutie:

theropegeek:

Dear Tumblr Staff,
I am writing in regard to your recent decision to block links to the site “ManyVids.”

I’m not sure if Staff understands the full extent of negative impact that this decision may ultimately have for the Tumblr community, the artists and performers affected, and the bottom line of Yahoo shareholders. 

What fuels the Tumblr community are the creative minds who produce free content for you–photographers, writers, design geeks, “cam girls,” or anyone else.  These individuals effectively work for you for free.  They are your greatest resource, and they are what sets you apart from your competition. 

The primary incentive for many of these individuals to produce free content is the chance to simultaneously market paid content available through sites such as Etsy, ManyVids, Patreon, etc.

Blocking links to ManyVids removes that incentive for a sizable chunk of the Tumblr Community.  It increases the extent to which you must rely on individuals willing to produce content for truly nothing, and on content which is–frankly–simply stolen from other websites. 

For the artists and performers affected, this decision is potentially devastating.

  The independently-operating sex workers who rely on sites like ManyVids for their livelihood are typically a far cry from wealthy Hollywood “porn stars.”  These are often highly vulnerable individuals struggling to make ends meet, and for many of them, the decision to block ManyVids will take a bite from their already sparse wallets. 

From a shareholder perspective, this decision has the potential to destroy a great deal of the competitive advantage that your website currently enjoys.  If sex workers can’t make it economically viable to produce content for you, then you’ve just made Tumblr notably less interesting. You’ve also created a mile-wide market opening for a competitor to welcome them (and their numerous fans) with open arms. 

If the goal is to remake Tumblr with a more “family friendly” image, then it will be significantly more difficult to set your site apart from competitors such as Instagram and Facebook. If that’s the long-game here, then to say the least, I’m glad that I don’t have your job.

And from a personal perspective, this decision effectively amounts to biting the hand which has fed you.  Some of these artists and performers have spent months or years building up a following on your website in order to finally enjoy a baseline of economic security. For some of them, this decision takes that away in one fell swoop. 

For clarification, I do not personally rely on ManyVids for income. I’m a photographer and kink-educator who sells adult-oriented products via Etsy. None the less, as someone who relies on social media marketing for my livelihood, this decision has particular resonance for me. And as a businessman whose target customer deomgraphic is the same as the sex workers who have been alienated by this decision, the blocking of ManyVids forces me to ask tough questions about this website and my future role as a content-producer for you.

As such, I strongly encourage you to consider revoking the ban on links to ManyVids.  I hope you do the right thing.

-TheRopeGeek

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Paypal’s new honeypot scheme for adult content creators

smellestine:

hungerhell:

So they added a new “digital adult content” drop-down item to select in your Paypal business options but when you choose it your account will immediately be closed down. Just letting everyone know so they don’t get tricked! Even though this is a selectable item IT IS STILL ILLEGAL AND AGAINST PAYPAL POLICY TO SELL “SEXUALLY ORIENTED MATERIALS OR SERVICES”

wow

prancingtrashcan:

cynicowl:

randomdaisy:

limbovulture:

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

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are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut