relishboi:

soloform:

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

*synthesizes my soul into this post*

owlmylove:

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

zookeeperproblems:

Looking for an enthusiastic person to join our team! We need someone with…

• The expertise of a curator
• The experience of a manager
• The knowledge of a scientific researcher
• The flexible schedule of a recent college grad

Must have all of the above, plus:

• The salary expectations of an intern

loveage-moondream: