All my clothes smell like dog

I do not have a dog.

Conclusion: Am dog.

juliemangoes:

morgluxia:

parrotiny:

mediocrechick:

parrotiny:

i want to know what bears think sometimes

diloolie:

kramergate:

kisshugger:

i know this wont happen to me so why is it making me uncomfortable

how will other werewolfs know im married

@thebibliosphere

A good werewolf is prepared.

human teachers: okay! Now for part 1 of our 15 part lesson on parasite removal so we can all stay very safe!
spirit teachers: annnnnnd in to the pit of parasites you go. Okay, call me when you figure it all out!

janothar:

overheardinwod:

ugh this is literally my favorite non-English word.

This is the most Jewish word I’ve ever heard that wasn’t in a Jewish language.

mousenibbles:

Daytime look: Glam, untouchable goddess

Nighttime look: Raccoon that just crawled out of your insulation, probably has a disease

coolhandofagirl:

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

kuttithevangu:

Manic pixie dirt goblin