say bye to butch and femme say hello to cryptid and witch
That’s pretty handy, honestly.
“It’s hard to get laid as a Lesbian Witch.”
“You can literally summon a Wendigo right now, they eat pussy like it’s going out of fashion, don’t come crying to me like you can’t get laid.”
Please….don’t summon a wendigo to eat you out. It may literally eat you and take your skin
i never thought “ dont summon a wendigo to eat you out” would ever be a sentence i have to lay my eyes on, but somehow i am not surprised
The Carving Witch 