Wake up at 4am, pray to Hermes that my Uber driver isn’t a creep at 4:35. Arrive safely at SFO at 5:15.
At 5:25, pray fervently again to Hermes that my witch kit makes it through security halfly because I need it and halfly because in my sleep deprived stupor I wrapped it in a pair of underwear for safekeeping.
5:30 get patted down but make it with no other problems. 5:31 thank Hermes. 5:32 get a flash image of self offering rice. 5:33, attempt to sort out if Hermes wants rice or if I’m having withdrawal from Fillipino food already.
6:08 post how much you love Hermes and how awesome he is. 6:11 PASS OUT IN AIRPORT
The Carving Witch 