I was just watching
these two robins on the power line, a male and a female. The Female was
super interested and like, nuzzling up on the male and he wasn’t having
any of that and eventually hopped down to the wire below. She stares
down at him for a second. Another male robin flies by and she’s like
“fuck you bro, there’s other fish in the sea” and flies after him. The
first male, seeing her leave, gets offended, and follows them both.
HILARIOUS.

the D’s and th’s and Dh’s and all the letters and the stuff in elvish are making my head spin and I’m just trying to figure out if the pronunciation of these names are soft “thuh”s or harder “duh”s, and I’m leaning towards the latter….

I guess you could say I want the elvish D

For some reason my spell check on Mozilla hasn’t been working for like a week, and I managed to fix it just today, and I’ve never been so happy to have something tell me I’m wrong.

My coworker: It kills me that we just have to throw these away- like how much money do you think we could save?

Me: *at full volume* I DUNNO BUT I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR COUPONS