When you’ve been in a pain flare up

Mom: When was the last time you took a shower?
Me: Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it…

More Snapchat, ft. my funny “oh my god it makes me noises” face when i heard the Pygmypuffs for the first time, and some scenery

Hehe oop

“What do I call you, fluffy rhino?”
“*Small voice* FLUFFY DINO”
“"Fluffy Dino it is.”

The Boy: Did you just have a conversation with your Nidoran?

We took pictures outside of Poseidon’s Fury and we look like I’m part of the attraction and he’s holding on to a just slightly larger than life size statue of a woman.

Pygmypuffs

We were in Weasley’s Wizard’s Wheezes and I found the pygmy puffs- I was enchanted with the fact that they had teeny ears and feet, but the best part was when you squeeze them. The Boy has a progression of pictures of me cuddling one and then my face changing from delight into pure unadulterated joy when I squeeze one and find out that it makes ME NOISES

On the E.T. ride in Universal they ask you for a name for some sort of galaxy card and I was going to say Bear, but The Boy said Rick and I was nervous so my reflex was to say UM MORTY

So now we’re Rick and Morty, and which one we are respectively is pretty accurate

Snapchat is where I use humor as a coping mechanism for the overwhelming existential dread if everyday life